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Beitragvon samweis » 2012-05-12, 16:47

Häschen kommt mit einem Fahrrad zur Tankstelle .
Häschen: "Ein mal Volltanken bitte"
Tankwart: "Haste Du ne Schraube locker ?"
Häschen: "Kannst du auch festziehen."



Häschen kommt an einer öffentlichen Toilette vorbei und hört, wie jemand singt:
"Es geht alles vorüber ,es geht alles vorbei......."
Da bleibt es stehen und ruft empört:
"Muddu dich richtig draufsetzen!"
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Re: Häschen-Witze

Beitragvon samweis » 2012-05-12, 16:55

Häschen fährt auf dem Motorrad hinter einem Auto her.
Es überholt halb und klopft dem Autofahrer an die Seitenscheibe.
Der Fahrer reagiert unwillig und fährt schneller.

Häschen holt ihn wieder ein und klopft wieder an die Scheibe.
Der Fahrer kurbelt die Scheibe runter: "Was soll das?"
Häschen: "Kennu Honda?" - "Depp, lass mich in Ruhe." Der Fahrer kurbelt die Scheibe wieder hoch und fährt noch schneller.

Nach weiteren erfolglosen Versuchen fährt Häschen gerade wieder hinter dem Auto als eine rote Ampel kommt. Das Auto hält und Häschen fährt hinten drauf.
Der Autofahrer steigt wütend aus: " Was willst du?"
"Kennu Honda?" - "Klar kenn ich Honda."
Häschen: "Kannu mir sagen, wo die Bremse is?"
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Re: Häschen-Witze

Beitragvon Auraya » 2012-06-02, 18:07

Kommt ein Hase in die Apotheke und fragt: "Haddu Möhren?" Sagt der Apotheker: "Nein, das ist eine Apotheke." Geht's Häschen wieder.
Am nächsten Tag steht's Häschen wieder da und fragt: "Haddu Möhren?" Sagt der Apotheker wütend: "Ich hab' Dir schon gestern gesagt, in einer Apotheke gibt's keine Möhren." Geht's Häschen still davon.
Am nächsten Tag steht's Häschen wieder da und fragt: "Haddu Möhren?" Der Apotheker dreht durch, packt das Häschen bei den Ohren und schreit: "Nein, kapiers endlich, hier gab's und wird es nie Möhren geben!" und schmeißt das Häschen raus. Geht's Häschen still nach Haus.
Da denkt sich der Apotheker: "Na warte!" und kauft auf dem Markt eine Tonne Möhrchen.
Am nächsten Tag steht's Häschen wieder da und fragt: "Haddu Möhren?" Strahlt der Apotheker: "Ja, heute gibt's ganz viele frische Möhren." Sagt's Häschen: "Muttu essen. Sind gut für die Augen!"


Ruft das Häschen beim Metzger an: " Haddu Eisbein?" - "Ja!"; "Haddu Kalbszunge?" - "Ja!"; "Haddu Schweinsohren?" - "Ja!"; "Muddu aber komisch ausschauen!"
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